© Chris Port, 2004
- AND BECOMES THE PRINCESS.
Why should I not be married? Married people have interesting conversations all the time. I will find a husband who knows what to say when he is spoken to. And not just one who looks fit like Mark Wahlberg, for that is so tiresome. I shall place an ad in the Morning Echo and it shall say…
ENTER A NEWSPAPER.
Her Royal Highness, the Princess of Cleverness, invites every handsome young man to visit her castle and speak with her. Those who can reply loud enough to be heard can make themselves at home in the palace. The one who speaks the best will be chosen as a husband.