Chris Port Blog #344. Super-model-fragile-victim-bunny-boiler-actress

Super-model-fragile-victim-bunny-boiler-actress
© Chris Port, 17th February 2013

(With apologies to Richard & Robert Sherman, Mary Poppins’ fans… and broken-hearted lovers everywhere)

(To the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3zAbQ0aMK8

Oh, super-model-fragile-victim-bunny-boiler-actress

Even though my bleeding heart
Is soaked into your mattress
If I fell in love with you
I’d end up broke and cracked, yes
Super-model-fragile-victim-bunny-boiler-actress

Um-diddle-diddle-diddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle-um-diddle-ay

I hid behind a sofa’s cream
When I was just a kid
And peered through fingers nervously
At monsters from the Id
But then one day I learned to see
Reality’s a curse
The normal world is full of girls
And adults are the worst

Oh, super-model-fragile-victim-bunny-boiler-actress
Even though my bleeding heart
Is soaked into your mattress
If I fell in love with you
I’d end up broke and cracked, yes
Super-model-fragile-victim-bunny-boiler-actress

Um-diddle-diddle-diddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle-um-diddle-ay

A woman’s soul is like the sky
Before the clouds roll in
Your touch is like a butterfly
That flutters on my skin
My heart’s a lamb that’s gambolling
Your breath is fresh as mint
You taste like dew on sticky lips
A web upon the wind

Oh, super-model-fragile-victim-bunny-boiler-actress
Even though my bleeding heart
Is soaked into your mattress
If I fell in love with you
I’d end up broke and cracked, yes
Super-model-fragile-victim-bunny-boiler-actress

Um-diddle-diddle-diddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle-um-diddle-ay

You know, you can say it sideways
Which is actors-boil-bunny-victims-fragile-models-reap-us
But that’s going a bit too far don’t you think?
Indubitably.

So when the spider drinks the fly
No point in wriggling
A pint!
Just pour your heart into a vase
And give it a good wring
Next time you’ll sing more cautiously
Divorce is not the end

For example…
Yes?
One night I said it to a girl
And now that girl's my friend…
Oh, and a lovely thing she is too.

She’s a - super-model-fragile-victim-bunny-boiler-actress
OK so her bleeding heart
Is soaking on my mattress
Once she fell in love with me
She wound up broke and cracked, yes
Super-model-fragile-victim-bunny-boiler-actors!