Thursday 7 July 2011

Chris Port Blog #295. Hey Gove (A Peaceful Song For The Summer)

© Chris Port, 7th July 2011

Gove gets tough on 'under-achieving' schools

As you browse, you might want to listen to this sweet little track...

Hey Gove
(A Peaceful Song For The Summer)
© Chris Port, 7th July 2011

Hey Gove, don’t go insane
Take a pension to pay a banker
We’re starving like dead men out in the rain
So you can fart around like wankers

Hey Gove, don’t cross the road
We would hate you to get run over
The living are stepping over the dead
As you begin to move them closer

And every time you steal the milk, Hey Gove, your guilt
Is spilling its guts over our torture
For well you know that it’s a shit who pays the rich
By making our schools a whole lot poorer
Na na na, na na, na na na na

Hey Gove, don’t trust your seat
You have flushed us right down the shitter
September and school is out in the street
In the sick heat with pints of bitter

So lap it up and drink it down, Hey Gove, you clown
We’re waiting for Schama to perform to
And don’t you think that it’s the calm before the storm
That’s laying its hand upon your shoulder?
Na na na, na na, na na na na, yeah

Hey Gove, don’t take it bad
Take your pension and live in clover
The living are stepping over the dead
As we begin to move much closer
Closer, closer, closer, closer, closer, oh!

Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Gove
Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Gove

Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Gove
Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Gove

Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Gove
Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Gove


Yes, Gove

How big are your whoppers?


 Have you seen this silly children's puppet?



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