© Chris Port, June 2011
In response to BBC News Middle East report
'Syria Gay Girl in Damascus blog a hoax by US man'
"A blog purportedly written by a gay woman in Syria, which described life in Damascas amid the current political unrest, has been revealed to be a hoax..."
He sometimes pictures the forces of darkness as café pensioners, grimly breakfasting in a seafront gale, while a gull shits on their heads and steals their chips. He has also been known to knock over dustbins.